CNN is well-known to be a lying liberal rag of a news source. They say all sorts of mean things about our President, many of them true. This is why President Trump decided to sue them for all they’re worth, for exposing him and saying horrible things.
Luckily for the American people, the Supreme Court decided in favor of the President, awarding him 500 million dollars, the largest fictitious libel lawsuit in American history. This lawsuit had no chance of losing, as it was written up by famed Constitutional attorney, Chad Benoit, who has never lost a case in his 15-year career.
Justice Joe Barron, who made the decision, gave the following statement when issuing the verdict:
“Libel laws are essential to Democracy. They keep the press honest, and they keep the truth from being washed away. That is why I rule in favor of Donald Trump. CNN has said so many nasty things about him.
Despite being truthful, it is wrong to say bad things about the President, as that is un-American. FOX News never said nasty lies about Obama, so why should CNN be able to? All networks must be held to the same standard, and that is what this ruling intends to do.”
President Trump has been hard at work today, tweeting about his latest victory in court. Here is his latest tweet about the ruling:
“FAKE NEWS CNN LOSES AGAIN! THEY HAVE TO PAY 500 MILLION TO ME. WILL BE USING TO FUND FOX NEWS AND ESCORT!”
This is a great day in American history, as it shows that the media will finally be held accountable, and it will expose the hypocrites in the comments for who they really are.