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Orlando’s star quarterback Peter Brady put on a hell of a show, throwing nearly all of the passes for his entire team. Chief’s QB Joe “Dancy Legs” Barron strove to keep up, and thanks to completions by at least three key guys, probably, gave the Buccs a run for their money.
By now we all know who was victorious and boy, was that exciting, right? Did you see that pass that went right across where the Viagra ad was in the stands?
Absolutely incredible! Mr. You-Know-Who is definitely going to get MVP for that beautiful nonsense!
Anyway, even though the best team won, they’re refusing to go to the White House because the towel boy is a trumptard who thinks the election was somehow stolen, yes, even now. It was decided that nobody wanted the dumbass kid to cry all night, so they told him they cancelled and then locked him in a toilet stall wrapped up in jockstraps.
So maybe it’ll happen later. Great game!