Nancy Pelosi is in the news again today, but not for the reason she was hoping.
According to a report from Washington D.C.’s Dunning-Kruger Times, Pelosi was seen at a local restaurant causing a ruckus, forcing the restaurant to remove her from the premises.
According to one eyewitness, Joe Barron, it was quite a chaotic scene. Here is his account of the incident:
“I was sitting at my table eating when all of a sudden I heard the sound of breaking glass and silverware falling to the ground. Then I heard shouting that sounded like it was coming from a crackhead. I looked up and saw this drunk woman standing on the table kicking everything off of it and cursing at everyone.
The table was soon surrounded by hotel staff as they tried to get her under control. It was then that I realized that this drunk woman was actually Nancy Pelosi. I was pretty surprised by this.
She was screaming something I couldn’t fully understand, something about Trump being a fruitcake. Then she kicked some more things off the table and threw a punch at one of the waiters and roundhouse kicked a patron.
Luckilyffor everyone involved, her security detail came and swiftly ushered her away before the police arrived on the scene. It looks like her people are trying to sweep this whole thing under the rug, but I was there just like Brian Williams.”
This is not how a member of Congress should be acting in public, especially the Speaker of the House.
Unfortunately, it’s not the first time she’s done something like this as it’s just another incident in her storied history of fictitious drunkenness.
Pelosi really needs to resign and get help for her own good and the good of our country. Public officials should be held to a higher standard, especially the President.
The country deserves better than this.