At long last, the results are in from the great Arizona vote count audit in Maricopa, Arizona. Performed by Cyber Ninjas, the former bad guys from the motion picture “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2”, the results were absolutely staggering. According to Sandy Batt, Chief Chinese Vote Investigator and Fat Guy Fluffer, after careful consideration of hundreds of votes tallied through psychic …
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U.S. Supreme Court To Hear Oral Arguments Against Roe V. Wade
The conservative-led U.S. Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in December 2021 that will directly challenge Roe v. Wade. The Mississippi case, Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, will challenge the 1973 landmark decision regarding abortion. It had been blocked by the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals and was appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court. Mississippi enacted the “Gestational Age …
Read More »Biden Impeachment Filing Moves to SCOTUS
There are three words in the U.S. Senate that promote dread, fear, and overwhelming disgust and nausea : Marjorie Taylor Greene. Georgia representative Greene has already done what millions of bubble-skinned bluehairs across the southern part of the country have only fantasized about, and filed articles of impeachment against maybe-president Joe Biden. Such nonsense would normally die in court and …
Read More »Superbowl Champions Refuse Invitation to ‘Stolen’ White House
* Author’s note : this particular article was written before the Superbowl was actually finished and the featured image was left until the last minute. Therefore some details of the gameplay, sporting action, and actual event happenings may be presented in a vague manner. We do not apologize in any way for this inconvenience. It’s that time of year again, …
Read More »Watch: °Reporter Gets Escorted Out Of Room After Question Causes Biden To Fold Like A Deck Of Cards°!
Sreporter, Bo Erickson was trying to get Biden on the record about the battle between over schools opening during the pandemic and teacher unions. “Mr. Biden, the COVID task> Asked Biden if he will encourage teacher unions to cooperate to get kids back in school because the COVID task force said it is safe to be in the classroom. He …
Read More »Hollywood Actress Puts Hillary Clinton On Notice: “You represent no flag, no country, no soul. You eat hope, you twist minds. I’ve been in a hotel room with your husband and here comes the bomb…”
Hollywood actress Rose McGowan was a leader in the #MeToo movement against Democrat mega-donor, Hollywood kingpin, sexual predator, and rapist Harvey Weinstein. Her activism against sexual predators has taken Ms. McGowan down a curious path that includes turning her allegiance to the Democrat Party on its head. Last week, Oprah Winfrey was her target, as she exposed what McGowan called …
Read More »NRA Releases List Of Guns Biden Plans To Ban in 2021
The NRA has constructed a list of the weapons the Biden government will remove from the list of those legal for purchase. While the files themselves are as guarded as the NRA’s membership and gun registry, a source inside the Biden transition team, who may or may not work for Joe Biden, says certain items on the list have been …
Read More »Pelosi Makes Career-Ending Mistake On House Floor – Nancy Accused Of Blocking GOP From Reading Names Of Our Fallen Heroes
This week, 13 fallen American heroes finally came home after giving their lives in service to their country. They were casualties of the Kabul incident, which has become a hotbed of dangerous activity. Ever since the Taliban took over Afghanistan, U.S. soldiers and citizens have been in grave danger in that country. And unfortunately, some of them have already …
Read More »AOC: Melania is a Low Class, ‘Kidney’ Sagging, Has-Been Escort
While on vacation in her native New York City, outspoken congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dropped in on noted shock jock Howard Stern’s daily radio show. It did not go well. During a segment in which the two highlighted the plight of sex workers in New York City during the pandemic, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez suddenly and inexplicably switched the topic of discussion to …
Read More »Biden to Trump Patriots: ‘You Babies Need to Shut Up’
n a 27-minute long temper tantrum masquerading as a press conference that would make even President Trump blush, Biden dropped 312 F-bombs, 208 instances of BS, several other well-known bad words, and even mentioned something called a After Biden’s rant was over, several conservative media members had to be rushed to the hospital for heart palpitations. Of course, the Godless …
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