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July 2021

Records Show Biden’s Son Used Air Force One 26 Times in 2014

The year was 2014 : Dark lipstick was “in” again.  “How I Met Your Mother” disappointed millions with an ending more annoying than the show itself.  Lorde assured us that we’d never be Roooyyyaaallllss.  And according to recently unearthed flight records by the White House Department of Transportation, former Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter …

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Adam Schiff’s Daughter is Dating the Whistleblower

Sources in the office of the Director of Information for the RNC have revealed that they have proof that the whistleblower isn’t just a Democrat operative — she’s dating Adam Schiff’s daughter. Karen Schiff, the 26-year-old pharmaceutical rep from California, worked in the same research lab as the whistleblower’s half-sister, Yolanda. According to our source, …

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Obama Calls UN Security Meeting Behind Trump’s Back and 17 Countries Showed Up

Former President Barack Hussein Obama was welcomed at the UN over the weekend for a secret meeting of the Security Council. But that’s not all. 17 countries, many with close ties to our enemies China and France, showed up at the meeting to support what we can only imagine is a plan to take over …

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Malia Obama Admits She’s ‘Not Related’ To Ex-Pres Barack

Malia Obama was with friends recently, having a blueberry latte and a hazelnut scone in Chicago, when she dropped a major bombshell: She said she’s “not related” to Barack Obama, former president and p[osibly a Muslim. The news spread after someone sitting within earshot texted her friend, Miranda, who immediately sent the news out on …

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Abbott Says Texas Border Wall Will Be ‘Electrified’

“Don’t mess with Texas,” the old saying goes.  The Lone Star State has always had it’s own unique brand of pride and cartoonishly violent stubbornness, for a former Mexican territory that couldn’t even manage to hold down one fort and has legally outlawed the Encyclopedia Britannica.  Not kidding. In a recent press junket last week, …

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Governor’s Convention Votes 36-15 to Begin Impeachment Proceedings Against Biden

The governors of 35 states plus Puerto Rico voted today to begin impeachment hearings against Joe Biden. The Convention ended a 4-day session with the historic vote, one that hasn’t been satirized since Obama was in office. That vote, which didn’t actually happen in 2018, is still viral and in the hearts and minds of …

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