AOC Loses Congressional Seat After Census Results
To the delight of many potatriots and conservative human lint rollers online and in nursing homes everywhere, news has broken that thanks to what are probably overblown, if not dickheadedly…
Pelosi’s Office Spent More on Alcohol Last Year Than Food
The Congressional Petty Cash Office has released its report for the past year’s spending. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, had the highest petty cash bill in Congress at $105,086.…
Obama Spotted At White House Every Day Last Week
Former President Barack Obama hasn’t been in office since January of 2017, but that hasn’t stopped him from being at the White House. Obama has been spotted and photographed at…
Biden Appoints First Illegal Immigrant To Cabinet Position
Joe Biden has made it a point to do everything the opposite of President Donald J Trump. We’re going to assume that also means Making America Great Again, because what…
The Clintons Are Finally Being Investigated For Murder
According to sources close to the District Attorney of Sandybatt County, Arkansas, Bill and Hillary Clinton have been officially named as persons of interest in the death of 3 women…
Columbia Revokes Obama’s Degree, ‘We Have Evidence of Fraud’
Barack Hussein Obama is no stranger to controversy and fraud. Everyone who is anyone knows the man didn’t make it to the top through hard work, morals, and stunning good…
All 50 State Republican Parties Vote Trump For Party Chair
Donald Trump has been officially voted the Party Chair ad Litem of the Republican Party in a secret ballot from all 50 states. The position, which comes with the responsibilities…
FBI Investigation Uncovers 256 Emails Between Schiff and Epstein
The rabbit hole of Epstein’s heinous crimes seems to get deeper each day. It appears that every day someone new is revealed to have taken numerous trips to Epstein Isle…
Trump Wins $400M Slander Lawsuit Against Pelosi
It’s been years in the making and no one is more pleased to have it over with than President Donald J. Trump. After battling one of the vilest women in…