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November 2021

Michael Jordan Rips Up His Democrat Party Card: ‘I Just Can’t Do It Anymore’

Michael Jordan has been moving to the right for years. During his years as a basketball player from North Carolina playing in Chicago, it was easier for Jordan to embrace his liberal upbringing. All that changed, however, when Jordan decided he’d become a team owner, buying the Chicago Bulls for nearly $700 million, and an …

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Jury Awards Sheriff Joe Arpaio $140 Million Lawsuit Against Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Baron Cohen thought it would be hilarious to bring some absurd conservative characters to life to troll a few “witless conservatives” in his little HBO special. It wasn’t hilarious, however, and the network lost millions. In fact, they canceled it after just one short season. Now, Cohen has been held personally responsible by a …

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Nancy Pelosi’s Church Asks Her To Leave Until She ‘Finds God and Gets Help’

The Archbishop of San Fransisco had to personally call on Nancy Pelosi at her home today to ask her to not come to church anymore. The decision, which was made by the local diocese but approved by Papal Decree from Rome, is a step short of excommunication. Archbishop Art Tubolls released this statement: “Until Nancy …

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Mike Ditka Has Had Enough: ‘Kneel On My Field And You’re Fired’

Few names are as recognizable in the football world as Mike Ditka. Former player, coach, and world champion, Ditka has made a name for himself as a tough-as-nails football guy. As a commentator, his no-nonsense attitude and winning hair have made him a joy to watch. And then there’s politics. Mike Ditka is a Trump …

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Kyle Rittenhouse Files $14 Million Defamation Suit Against The Obamas

The Obamas made a statement about Kyle Rittenhouse they’ll never forget. They said that he shouldn’t have been in Kenosha with a gun, and that the deaths of the two pedophiles were tragic. Today, Attorney Art Tubolls filed suit against the Obamas on Rittenhouse’s behalf, to the tune of $14 million. According to court records, the …

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2024 Biden Challenger Kenneth McCormick (D-CO) Dies in Suspicious Accident

State Senator Kenneth McCormick, a fixture in the Colorado Democratic party and a rising star at the national level, has been found dead under highly suspicious circumstances. Senator McCormick was a well known moderate Democrat who had been openly critical of President Joe Biden as well as Hillary Clinton during her 2016 campaign. Earlier this …

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‘Merry Christmas’ is Officially Banned in Federal Buildings and on Federal Land – Jenn Psaki

Here we go, folks. Just as predicted, the War on Christmas has begun. Jenn Psaki has decreed from her sleepy master’s holy pulpit that “Merry Christmas” will not be tolerated on any federal property. Psaki’s spokesman, Art Tubolls, says she’s serious, and not just because she has mid-level security clearance as Press Secretary and no …

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