In-the-know Americans know that Joe Biden is going to announce his running mate any day now. They also know that he’s promised to select a woman and that Kamala Harris is one of the possible choices.
What fewer people know, however, is that a 1952 law makes it impossible for her to ever be president. Yes, patriots, she could be *vice* president, but not president, which means that when President-Elect-to-be Joe Biden wanders off into traffic, she could not ascend to the presidency.
What would happen? Sit down and grab your smelling salts, taters, before I press on with this 100 percent believable and not at all ridiculous tale.
Follow along: If something happened to Biden, Harris couldn’t become president. Who’s up next?
The Speaker of the House.
Everyone’s favorite politician in the United States, Nancy Pelosi, would become president.
The 1952 law says that only natural-born citizens — born to two parents who are also natural-born citizens — who are also white and Christian are allowed to become President. NOW do you see why Kamala Harris dropped out of the presidential race so early? No one had read the 1952 law at the time she entered the race. Then some guy named Cletus who has a law degree from Facebook University dug it up and demanded that she exit the race.
And she gave up, just like that.
Highly skilled attorney Dan Russell examined the law, however, and discovered a loophole: she can be vice president but not president. Then the Democrats started hatching their devious plan to make Nancy Pelosi the President of the United States of America. They know she’d never win a nationwide race, so they had to get clever: nominate Joe Biden, pick a running mate who’s not eligible to be president, let nature take its course with the old guy, keep Harris as veep, and install Nancy Pelosi as president. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
Biden’s spokeswoman, Sandy Batt, commented, “I don’t know what y’all are smoking in flyover country, but could you send me some? That’s some wacky nonsense right there.”